2004-08-22 [Augury]: *yawns loudly*

2004-09-11 [Spanakopida]: OMFG! YOU OFFEND MY LIFE!

2004-09-11 [Hutch]: gah whaaaaaaa?

2004-09-11 [Blankie]: lol

2004-09-20 [Ashes of Ael]: Anyone up for a mondo wedgie? *evil smirk*

2004-09-20 [Hutch]: yummm

2004-09-20 [Ashes of Ael]: XD several peeps here need one. mwahaha!

2004-09-20 [Hutch]: lol for seriosuly

2004-09-20 [Ashes of Ael]: XD Wedgie Patrol: We seek offenders of the wedgie law. Wedgie law: if'n ye act like ye've got sommin' stuck up yer arse, we'll make sure it's fer a reason! Mwahahaha!!!

2004-09-20 [Hutch]: ah! A wedgie patrol would be awesome.

2004-09-20 [Ashes of Ael]: ^^ wouldn't it?! mwahaha *thunder strikes* LOL

2004-09-20 [Ashes of Ael]: wah! gotta jet for now. :) ttyl

2004-09-20 [Hutch]: adios

2004-09-26 [Squirrelywrath]: Dude! Eryn's on crack rules! This page is so awesome! bravo! *claps*

2004-09-27 [Rook]: hummm i don't remember posting anything in here.....*twitch*

2004-09-27 [Blankie]: ..............................

2004-09-27 [Hutch]: ... carrots?

2004-09-27 [Ashes of Ael]: No freaking way, Hutch. I said lemons, and if you don't like it, give somone a wedgie. *gives Squirrelywrath a wedgie* XD

2004-09-27 [Hutch]: I feel like giving out bleeding wedgies right about now. People piss me off.

2004-09-27 [Ashes of Ael]: Go ahead! No mercy, damnit. No mercy.

2004-09-27 [Ashes of Ael]: Just not to me! XD

2005-01-29 [a faerie tale]: nope. if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a paty!!! _thank you blue collar comedy tour!

2005-04-24 [Angelic Disgrace]: .....

2005-06-18 [Yiwerra]: hahahahha, how pathetic

2005-06-20 [Hutch]: you're a loser

2005-06-20 [Blankie]: I second that motion... yes, a definite loser.

2005-06-22 [Yiwerra]: ^^ for that you know me!

2005-06-23 [Hutch]: We know you suck and should leave us alone.

2005-06-24 [Blankie]: The doctor sprayed PAM on that one.

2005-06-24 [Hutch]: mmmm yes they did.

2005-06-28 [Hutch]: Holy shit... [Blankie] look at her house... I nearly pissed my pants laughing. No wonder she's pissed off. She's a 19 year old loser, wierd as hell, and unattractive to boot...

2005-08-12 [Blankie]: Aren't they all?

2005-08-19 [Cookieholic]: hehehehe

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: you guys call yourself "intellegent", but I dont see what's so intellegent about mocking a girl for making a simple spelling mistake in a language that isn't her native language (and is yours..)... I mean, you think your intellegent because you have a wiki and you talk politely? what the hell? I've seen mushrooms smarter than you two! just so you know I had some talks with this so called loser, and so far I think she's more intellegent than most people I know. plus, while you sit your bums in your houses, she managed a move ALONE from one country to another...loser? 

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: and as for her house, I dont understand how you got to "loser" from looking at it, not mention deciding that she's unattractive to boot if you barely saw her face...and if you were so intellegent as you claim you'd know that attractive is all about taste which changes from one person to another...and I bet your german isn't so good....

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: but since both of our countries are up for a free speach, I'll admit I'm not such an intellegent myself and I'll tell you in my not-intellegent way:

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: fuck your familty, fuck your friends, fuck your enviornment, fuck your wiki, fuck your Slipknot CD's, fuck your intellegence, fuck your pets, fuck your parents, fuck your sisters (only if they look good), fuck the music you like, even fuck the stars you can see at night...

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: but since I'm a guy who alsways says unimportant stuff, I'll say another not important thing -

FUCK YOU!

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: ahhh..I feel much better now... dont you? :)

2005-08-22 [Hutch]: What the fuck is a familty? I hope you have enough condoms...

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: Tell me when to laugh.

2005-08-22 [Cookieholic]: now is about right o.O

2005-08-22 [Hutch]: I was waiting for the cue as well.

2005-08-22 [Cookieholic]: So this whole thing started by a typ-o? How amazingly pathetic can a person get.

2005-08-22 [Hutch]: How amazingly annoying can you all get? What do you want us to do? Argue with you until 5 of your homeboys show up to tell us we're wrong? Get a job.

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: I got one already, and I'm just telling you what I think. No homeboys so far.

2005-08-22 [Hutch]: Thanks for telling me what you think, I hold the opinions of others very close and dear to me, care to tell me anything else?

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: Like?

2005-08-22 [Hutch]: I don't know, something I haven't heard before, from someone who either doesn't like my wiki or how I treat their friends.

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: Hmmm....Sorry, I said everything I had to say.

2005-08-22 [Hutch]: No need to apologise, I wasn't looking forward to it.

2005-08-22 [Blankie]: Sounds like someone is suffering from a case of male PMS. Yeah, your friend's a fuckhead... yeah you're a douche also. Please, if you're going to try and hurt my feelings- be original. I'm not sure whether to laugh at your comment or spell check it. Are you angry there's a couple of people in this world that'll never like you or your dumbass friend? I'm not sure how this argument started- however, I don't give a fuck if she didn't originally speak the English language. I don't type German and misspell the fuck out of their words. It's got nothing to do with language, and everything to do with intelligence. 

2005-08-22 [Blankie]: I find it a little hypocritcal I'm being taught intelligence by someone who can't even spell the word correctly.

2005-08-22 [Hutch]: Yeah and I don't know how hard it is to move from country to country by yourself... Mexicans do it all the time.

2005-08-22 [Blankie]: I am from a country of free speech. That's the thing about freedom though, you're free to write whatever you want and you're free to not read it. You may feel like a big person by 'fucking' everything I have- but seriously, you don't like it- don't look at it. If your bitch friend doesn't like it, then the cunt can choose not to look at it either. See, it works out for everyone <3 :)

2005-08-22 [Blankie]: [Hutch], you know it makes me feel bad when you talk about the mexicans and hating the blacks.

2005-08-22 [Sauron]: If I tried to hurt your so called feelings I'd do it in a much original way, I'm not THAT shallow. And again, if you judge people by their spelling of a stranger language, what it makes YOU?

2005-08-23 [Blankie]: what are you talking about? what makes you what?

2005-08-23 [Blankie]: I'm pretty sure flesh, blood, organs, and bones is what makes me.

2005-08-23 [Sauron]: Good for you.

2005-08-23 [Hutch]: Dude, it's cool and all that you stick up for foreigners and crap like that, but what the hell are gaining? We come from a place where we not only make fun of foreigners for not speaking the language correctly but make our peers and fellow English-as-a-1st-language speakers cry for fucking up the language. I'm not sorry she can't speak english properly, but that isn't what the argument was started for. She approached us, and said some things about the wiki, we set her straight. She hasn't responded in forever, it's all of her homeboys. I've already barried the hatchet because I could give a shit.

2005-08-23 [Blankie]: Exactly, now you're the one looking like a fucking dumbass because you keep coming back trying to prove a point that has yet to make any decent sense, and yet to make us care. Seriously, we sit here and laugh at you. You're gaining nothing but being laughed at. You could just... leave, and leave it at that. You aren't going to 'change' our ways of making fun of people- or laughing at them. We don't care, obviously- nothing's going to change. So why don't you be a 'big-person'.... and leave :)

2005-08-23 [Sauron]: If you really had some brain you'd take what she said about your wiki which were probably not such a good things to your consideration, because criticism (laugh at my spelling, go ahead) can only improve you. And I really dont care if you laugh at me, and I'm not trying to change you, AND I'm not coming as a homeboy. I'm not even trying to make my point anymore, because obviously you dont have enough brain to understand it.

2005-08-23 [Sauron]: And since being a "big person" never was my specialty, and to be honest I'm kind of having fun of you two too, I think I'll just keep coming back.

2005-08-24 [Blankie]: That's fine too, either way we'll laugh at you. We don't need improvment- our wiki is fucking awesome, and we're fucking excellent. You are beneath us, and therefore- wallow in our great shadows. Continue with your jealousy, for we are far better than you could ever hope to be.

2005-08-24 [Sauron]: That sounded Nazi in a very silly way.

2005-08-24 [Hutch]: Please don't use the word "Nazi" on our wiki pages. Thankyou.

2005-08-24 [Yiwerra]:

2005-08-24 [Blankie]: You're only saying that since you're from Germany.

2005-08-24 [Yiwerra]: am saying what? (i never claimed nationalsocialism was good. please read before you assume.) (by the way, i am from greece.)

2005-08-24 [Hutch]: I'm only saying not to say it because you never know who you'll offend. I prefer to not hear the word and would be very pleased if you didn't use it. I don't know if any of your family was persecuted by the Nazis, but I don't find it funny or something you can just throw around for the sake of doing it. I don't think any of the guards will like it either.

2005-08-24 [Sauron]: If you're afraid I might offend anyone, just know that I'm jewish.

2005-08-25 [Yiwerra]: i don't think any of the guards would mind me using the word 'nazi' or 'nationalsocialist'. by saying it, it doesn't imply that i stand for it. i don't know where this weird association came from. then again, even if i was right winged, i could say it too, since i'm free to say what i want if i don't offend anyone. i wonder what the guard think of you calling random people cunt, though.

2005-08-26 [Blankie]: I think they wouldn't fucking care, seeing as how you cunts are the ones posting on our wiki. It's not so random if you posted, and I'm pretty fucking sure they wouldn't care :)

2005-08-26 [Sauron]: I suggest then that you'll open another wiki, the "I'm so cool look at the words I'm using" wiki.

2005-08-27 [Yiwerra]: well no, [Sauron], that would make sense if they were using any cool words. O_o

2005-08-27 [Sauron]: They think they do, why shoud we deny it from these poor creatures?

2005-08-27 [Yiwerra]: lioz, leave it. it's ok. noone has to insult anyone.

2005-08-29 [Budikah]: Yes they do... whats the point of talking if your not berating somone?

2005-08-29 [Yiwerra]: yeah right. if that is your opinion, i have no interest in conversing with you.

2005-08-29 [Budikah]: But I want to yell at you.. bitch...

2005-08-30 [Yiwerra]: oh i'm sorry you have to deal with those aggressions. there are ways.. therapies and such. but for now, you could yell at your mirror instead.

2005-08-30 [Budikah]: Your much more fun to argue with.

2005-08-30 [Yiwerra]: sorry, i don't think i'll argue with you more than the mirror does

2005-08-30 [Sauron]: Now THAT was the smartest answer I have seen so far in this wiki.

2005-08-31 [Budikah]: My mirror doesnt exactly talk to me.

2005-08-31 [Yiwerra]: cool, just like me.

2005-09-08 [Budikah]: Fuck you. My mirror talks to me and tells me to come yell at you on the interweb. Thats where I practice my speaches. Commies.

2005-09-09 [Yiwerra]: ... that is .. pathetic O_o  i'm sorry for you.

2005-09-10 [Budikah]: :(

2005-09-10 [Budikah]: Go away you crazy nazi.

2005-09-10 [Yiwerra]: o_O i'm not a nazi.

2005-09-18 [Budikah]: Dont lie

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: If she was a nazi she would't have a relation with a jew. Oh, hello, my name is Lioz, I have a relation with [Yiwerra], and guess what?! I'm jewish!

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: maybe she's smart. She gets to be your friend then... boom, you're frying in an oven.

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: It would be an honor for me to get fried in her oven! and if you ask me, she's smart either way.

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: Ah, but I didn't ask you.

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: Its ok, she's smart even if you dont ask me.

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: That's nice, I'll take it into consideration.

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: I'm sure you will.

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: Yeap.

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: I expected a more smaring answer. What a disappointment,

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: I don't really care, sorry to dissapoint you.

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: Its ok, I'll survive the burning pain.

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: haha.

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: Did I say anything funny?

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: Mostly everything you say is funny, but that time it was really funny :)

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: Your sense of humor is weirder than mine, then.

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: It probably is.

2005-09-18 [Sauron]: Good for you then.

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: pretty much

2005-09-18 [Hutch]: How pointless...

2005-09-18 [Blankie]: Haha, it doesn't even matter.

2005-09-23 [Budikah]: Blankie, hold him here while I grab my Luger from under the bed.

2005-10-15 [Yiwerra]: omg, you people are still going on on here.  well yes lioz, sorry i have to say this now. it just .. came out and now i feel the urge to be honest:  I DO ACTUALLY WANT TO EAT YOU.   especially because ... nazis do such things.  (nazi=hates jews, ---> someone who detests some sort of people would hardly want to have them inside him/herself)  ...wow that was sexual *hits on [Sauron]*

2005-10-16 [Sauron]: Should I be flattered by this message? BECAUSE I AM!!!!

2005-10-16 [Hutch]: You dear are a fucking idiot, commenting about our going ons a full 21 days after our comments. Please don't comment here anymore.

2005-10-17 [Yiwerra]: does 21 days change anything? elftown isn't base on instant messages, if you noticed. and you cannot deal with me anymore? having nightmares, depressions, feeling insecure? i understand. i shall leave you your peace. *bows*

2005-10-17 [Sauron]: Or we can keep nagging them until their nightmares will drive them totally nuts. That can be fun!

2005-10-20 [Blankie]: blah blah, dude heaven- we don't even come onto elftown that much. Who cares? Having a life, now that's where it's at.

2005-10-22 [Hutch]: Or you could fucking die and quit wasting our natural resources.

2005-10-25 [Blankie]: exactly.

2005-10-27 [Sauron]: Convince me to do so, and I will.